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Lil Nas X,The Immediate Stages of the Erotic, or Musical Eroticism Kierkegaard the internet's favorite source of perpetual good news, has adopted some dogs.

The rapper tweeted two photos of two very cute Bernese Mountain Dogs on Wednesday night with the caption "I have to pick one u guys." Fortunately, Twitter guided him in the right direction -- a first for the platform -- and convinced him to adopt both.

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Any dog finding a home is good, obviously, but this moment felt particularly nice. Lil Nas X is still basking in the success of "Old Town Road," and acquiring two soft and furry friends seems like a really good way to celebrate. (So is performing for an elementary school full of adoring fans.)

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Lil Nas told a fan via tweet that the dogs' names are 7 and 9. I do not know why, but the dogs seem pretty happy with that. Anyway, the three friends appear to be having a joyous, poop-filled journey home.

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Please enjoy this version of "Old Town Road" comprised entirely of dog tweets.

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