【Green Bones (2024)】

James Comey's testimony may never bring President Trump down or Green Bones (2024)save our democracy from crumbling into the earth, but, hey, let's look at the bright side: at least it'll make a pretty good movie.

The former FBI director's prepared remarks were rich with political intrigue, shadowy subtext and a bunch of random clock references. It's the perfect cocktail for an enjoyably awful blockbuster movie.

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Below are a few movie posters we've designed in advance of the inevitable upcoming film.

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