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Just a hat and coat is all Instagram star Bertram needed to pull off one perfect rendition of polite adventurer and duffle raincoat fan Paddington Bear, and by gum, it's perfect.

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Look at the littlehat. The little coat! Its little nose. Its unquenchable sense of adventure, and potentially endless capacity for getting into trouble!

Whether, like Paddington, Bertram has a love of marmalade sandwiches, we're not sure.

As well as representing one of the most adorable characters in our lives to date, Bertram's made a solid choice for a timely Halloween costume, seeing as though in January 2018, Paddington 2snatched a new record for the best-reviewed film of all time on Rotten Tomatoes.

Bertram, an adorable rescue pup who dwells in New York City's The Hole art gallery, is usually a subtle dresser-upperer, with his owners filling his wardrobe with tiny ties, bowties, sun hats, and woollen knits, so the Paddington get-up seems a natural choice.

Check out his tiny, tiny polo shirts.

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And tiny bowties!

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And flower crowns! I'll stop.

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