【Dark Is The Night Porn Movie】

Every announcement is Dark Is The Night Porn Moviebetter when it's said with pizza.

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If you were ever in any doubt about this simple fact of life, just direct your attention to the following tweet from a restaurant worker in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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Let's go in for a close-up of that note.

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To be fair, they definitely nailed the "pretty hand writing" bit. Here's the finished product:

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Glorious.

Still, as someone in the replies pointed out, the pizza technique doesn't always work for everything.

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Oh dear.

On the plus side, it looks like the pizza went down well.

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