【Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m Wet】

If you happen to stumble across some goats wandering around your backyard,Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m Wet you should probably just let them be.

One girl learned that the hard way — and it's forever immortalized on video.

Twitter user @sophiemilner981 posted a video of her friend jogging after a lost goat that had ambled into her yard. Followed by her dog, the friend starts out, holding out her phone during the pursuit in an effort to capture the intruder on camera. But then the goat decides to turn the tables and chase her instead. She ends up manically sprinting back towards her house.

The second half of the video is even morebeautiful, because it shows her perspective.

"Guys, there's fucking loads of goats in my garden," she says breathlessly. "I don't know where they came from!"

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What starts out as a cheery jog turns into a panicked sprint for safety when the goat changes its mind and starts charging at her. There's plentyof screaming.

We can all agree that the real GOAT here is the valiant dog just trying to have a good time.

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